So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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