I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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