i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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