BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
My feet surprised me
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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