Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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