ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
