Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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