Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
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let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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