well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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