She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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