You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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