whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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