So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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