It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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