"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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