Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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