Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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