I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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