you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
