Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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