Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
is it fun? or sober?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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