They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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