whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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