the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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