hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
sex in a hospital.. check
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
