i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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