I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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