Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He did a backflip because drugs
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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