Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
