I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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