What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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