think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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