bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Drake has all the answers
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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