You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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