hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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