My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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