Three words: puerto rican gang bang
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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