So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
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walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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