eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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