My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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