You work out of a Hotel?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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