I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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