yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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