Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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