I'm jealous of your bromance
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
