her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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