You're my little dorito
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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