Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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