Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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