So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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