sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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