I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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