i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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