Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Randomize
