Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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