I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
