I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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