Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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