Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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